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| ..A sword is a weapon. Kenjutsu is the art
of killing. Whatever pretty words you use to
speak of it, this is its true nature...
..'Ken' refers to a long sword used by a
Samurai as a weapon in melee combats. 'Shin'
refers to soul or heart. Put them together,
the literal meaning will be Soul of a Sword... | | |
| You know you've watched too much Kenshin when...
Your laugh starts to sound like "Ohohohohohoho" and is accompanied by a hand placed to the side of your mouth with the palm facing outwards.
You buy a very big and powerful trampoline to practice your Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu Ryu Tsui Sen WITH your jump as high as Kenshin's.
You can actually do Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu Ryu Tsui Sen with out the trampoline.
You start chanting the 9 vital points in your head and attempt to hit someone in those nine points at the same time.
You've thought about dying your hair red, white, brown, or gelling it up in gravity defying spikes(a.k.a broom head).
You end all statements with "De Gozaru".
You call people by their names and ending with a "dono".
You run away from people who are cheery and bright because you know they're really insane.
You've attempted to shoot yourself in the forehead and burning yourself and trying to come back alive.
You start trying to figure out what someone is thinking through their muscle contractions and heart beat.
You own a small collection of various knives and swords.
You carry around a reversed sword with you and hope police do not find you holding it.
You say "Oro?" instead of "What?".
You dye your socks purple.
You get a purple Kimono, white baggy pants, and purple contacts.
You have and "Aku" kanji on one of your jackets, it's your favorite jacket, and you're wearing it right now.
You always try to convince the restaurant to "put it on your tab".
You wonder how green lipstick would look on you.
You see how fast you can swing a sword and randomly hit the vital points of the body.
You can sing the full version of "One Half" without stumbling over the words.
You create your own religous cult, learn Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu, have a sister dying of consumption, make your own custom move in Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu, and call yourself the son of god.
You chant the names of the Oniwa Banshu along with Aoshi, and actually feel bad for him.
You search all glasses and sunglasses stores for the same sunglasses Enishi has.
You and your friend get sent to the dean because you were bickering over Tomoe and Kaoru in class.
You and Misao have the same height and you're overjoyed because now you're perfect for Aoshi.
You scratch a cross scar across your left cheek with a sharp pointy object in a state of absent mindedness.
You do the Gatotsu (any stance) with anything long sharp and pointy.
You base your entire philosophy off of Aku Zoku San (Evil, Swift, Slay).
You find a stone and try to split it in 1/75th of a second.
You join a school of Kenjutsu purely to learn the Battou Jutsu, prove that it actually works, and perfect it so much that you creat your own move for specializing your sword ofr it, and you get the nickname of Battousai.
You start smoking to imitate Saito, or you always have some sort of toothpick or fish skeleton sticking out of your mouth like Sanosuke.
You smirk at people and mutter "Ahou-Ga".
You start researching Fusui magic and practice it.
It actually works.
You've taken to wearing trenchcoats or ninja outfits.
You carry around two Kodachi's in a single Saya.
You look for a red bandana to match your Aku jacket.
You start training your running speed so you can match Kenshin's god speed.
Even worse, try to match Soujiro's Shuku-Chi.
You master the Shuku-Chi.
You drain your emotions and always smile at people.
You fake your death so that certain stupid people don't try to fight you.
You carry around a hidden sword and go around disguised as a medicine seller.
You actually think up enough things to put on list like this.
When you sleep, you sleep sitting upright, and when someone gets near you take out your sword and lunge for their throats.
You keep a top with you everywhere you go.
When you chop wood you think of all the people you kill.
You start noticing the difference in the taste of your Sake depending on your mood.
You plan a five year plot to attempt to kill a legendary assassin.
You fail because his lover stops you from killing him.
You have someone dislocate bothe your thumbs, whack your legs really hard with a Zanbatou sword, and get kneed in the balls.
You get a bunch of friends, create your own special Jutsu's and call yourself the Juppon Gatana, and imitate one of each the Juppon Gatana, including Henya.
You start carrying around a HUGE sword used for knocking people off horses.
You carry around a big jug of Sake around with you and dump some on people grave if there are no flowers.
You start naming all your predeccessors Hiko Seijuuro and teach them Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu.
You learn all special techniques in the show. | | |
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